I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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