her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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