After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
We smell like vodka and hangover
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