Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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