Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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