im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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