love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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