tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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