Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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