We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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