Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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