I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just gift wrapped bread.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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