Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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