I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We're too hungover to prance.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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