my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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