Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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