I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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