This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You made out with two different species that night
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
