I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
