Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it hurts more in the daytime
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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