we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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