Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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