I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
