this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize
