Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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