Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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