You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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