You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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