Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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