try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
