I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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