Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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