how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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