He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
