VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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