think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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