So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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