She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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