The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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