How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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