i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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