Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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