I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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