I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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