I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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