Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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