i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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