We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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