I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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