I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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