Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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