I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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