I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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