if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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