How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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