I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
grandma shit on top of the toilet
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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