I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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