you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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